I don't think brook has ever known best
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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