I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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