im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
