Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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