Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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