Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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