capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
do herpes really smell.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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