oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Someone came in the potted fern
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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