I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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