Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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