I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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