her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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