Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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