Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
this will be a night to untag.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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