dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
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