First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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