What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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