No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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