Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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