just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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