I love black thongs
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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