Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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