you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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