Soap is not a condiment
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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