Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I pour the whiskey from now on
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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