Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
