just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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