I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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