he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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