Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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