Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I love you. Go after that dick
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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