There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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