The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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