Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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