Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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