Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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