You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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