what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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