why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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