It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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