I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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