thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I fill condoms, not promises.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
