You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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