How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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