I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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