At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Randomize
