I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
