everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you would pick up someone in the library
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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