They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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