so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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