that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She's the barista slut.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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