I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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