she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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