This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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