I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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