You left your underwear on the fireplace
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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